I'm such a slut...i kept having sex with him after he called me his ex gf's name. I just felt like i deserved something out of it too.
I just saw the Donald Trump of homeless quys walking down the street. He had three shopping carts and a bike.
Please tell me you saw the asian lady with the medical mask on cutting her lawn with scissors.
woke up to the trail of sugar cubes leading to my bed........was i that uncooperative last night
You stood next to him taking HUGE gasps of air in an attempt to second hand smoke his cig because you didn't have one...
After he came all he could say was how great the lighting fixtures where in my apartment.
We found him in the backyard throwing shoes onto the roof yelling "WHO BRINGS CROCS TO A HOUSE PARTY?!"
At what point do you think my baptist preacher of a father will clue in that my brother "bringing a foreign exchange student" for thanksgiving means "bringing his european boyfriend and they'll probably fuck every night" for thanksgiving?
soo...what's the appropriate way to ask to come over and take your S&M lingerie out of your ex's apartment? big weekend planned, kinda need it.
Good news: you're over the drunk crying life phase. Bad news: now you're handy and violent. You were groping me from behind in front of the guy you like, then you put me in a headlock and swept the leg.
It's like the bat signal. He only texts me when I'm naked.
It's cool dude. The dank is in the form of premade smores with honey grahm crackers, marshmallow cream and 420 brand choc. bars. NV weed laws have nothing on me.
And he listens to me when I talk to him like the hulk.
I can never have sex in Utah again. The altitude had me breathing like a fat kid going up stairs.
She has an alarming number of pictures with cat ears but the sex is amazing.
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