i found a dude playing guitar on the portapotty
But never have I ever had sex with a dirty talker before, so it was something else, to say the least. I signed up to get laid, not play Penthouse Mad Libs.
Well the light went out so I was throwing up by candle light. Strange moment in my life.
He came on my chin and called me cumbledore. i give up.
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In hindsight, trust falling your grandma was a bad idea. Sorry about that.
You told me that you only walk into walls because it makes the room stop spinning.
1. They have gold fish races every wednesday. 2. They have a redbull vodka slushie. We need to visit this place.
1. My fish will beat your fish. 2. Were getting fucked up
puking in a sink with a garbage disposal Fucking. Rules. It's like you're punishing your puke when you're done.
You woke up, laughed, proceeded to throw up on me and then passed out again.
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Jesus told me in my dream not to go to the party. I am athiest for tonight PARTY ON
You fucked him. I baby bird fed him whiskey . I feel like we've bonded.
Is it weird that I want to have sex wearing my glasses and lab coat while having an actual scientific discussion?
Have I showed you the picture of my vagina with a little bang flag coming out of it?
I dropped her off at home and her fiancé was shitty, it was 4:30 am. I told him I was the Uber driver
Marrying her is the worst scenario of any. That includes death and zombies.
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