Ok let's jusst not talk today bc then we'll just do dangerous things but I'll say hello
looks like were buying each other an abortion for our one year present...
been sitting in chapter for 25 minutes. drinking last night's franzia out of a XXX vitamin water 10 bottle. recruitment chair has no idea. life is good.
i blame lastnights decisions on friday the 13th
He came on my face and told me I looked like a gingerbread house.
hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
how can getting a pizza be this hard?
when you've been drinking 14 hours anythings impossible
All I know is that either you or I told a black guy that he looked like usher and he was sexy and that is our confession
So I am guessing last night was a success we are all accounted for and only 3 of us have hospital bracelets on
now that I know that you did coke with your mom I can't look at her the same
Is it bad that all my wine bottles have teeth marks in the cork?
for the record, you never really realize how drunk you still are until you get on rollerskates...
dude, I felt like being high in a Santa hat and eating five boxes of cookies was right for today.
I mean really am I setting up a snapchat when I'm 40 so I can send nudes to my 23 yr old bf? yes, yes I am. Where is my life heading.
I don't know whether to cheer for the free bourbon, or cry from the screaming children.
Randomize
