Just saw a man jogging. For recreation. At 3am. Who's he training to be, batman?
I found your twin in sf. His name is ryan. And you are the evil one.
So im at the gym and some guy has a tattoo of a hand doing the shocker... The douche bag bar has been raised yet again.
so apparently mom and dad slept together on the first date
i guess it runs in the family.
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some asshole was waslkibg around with ab electric razor and shaving parts of peoples heads.
All i know is we had 4 people on a tandum bike, and told the cops we couldnt stop because our momentum was so good.
I guess the study abroad went badly, I gave him a joint and he just smoked it and cried all the way from the airport
God this is like a meg Ryan movie without the restaurant orgasms
I don't remember much and some girl almost convinced me to jump off the bridge while she held my stuff...
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250 people in this lecture & my prof asks who already drank green beer this morning& is drunk right now. I WAS THE ONLY ONE TO RAISE MY HAND
He was 6'8" - I shit you not! He sat up in my bed and the ceiling fan got him right in the forehead.
I'm smoking and watching the Muppets Treasure Island. Where are you?
Something about that statement reminds me just how much of a role model you are, sis.
Sometimes i wish my vagina automatically turned itself off when i'm legally drunk.
Just try and act like you're sober
I can't I snorted an anti depressant and he's pouring me tequila shots
I know I may be showing my age by saying this but this is the first time I have been eaten out in the parking lot behind the Clairmont Inn since 1990
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