i can't watch a movie tonight dude, im smoking weed
you smoke with your eyes?
Just watched a porn with the dvd commentary on i think i need to re-evaluate my life
so its thursday, which means its time to resume communication with you
The only people who have said happy valentines day to me today have been 2 homeless people.
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hey dude come in here and see how much of my beard i can put in my mouth!
You can't possibly imagine how much I miss you. At least I'll always have that hidden folder in my computer.
She just cut the six pack plastic up and screamed "save the dolphins"..she also threw away cans of tuna. I like this girl.
Its a first. Never been peed on in a line to concert. First time for everything.
She kept telling me it was a squirtgun.
So who was trying to make it rain last night in the bathroom? There are pieces of dollar bill everywhere
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He can only pee with the faucet running. It's like I'm dating a fucking toddler.
Can u pick me up? Lost my keys.
Sure. FYI- you "lost" them on the roof, trying to throw them over the house.
11:30pm - Shots together. 12:15pm Shots together. 12:45pm Shots together. 9:30am Plan B's together.
is it bad that im laying on a beach towel in my room with my lights on high pretending to be tanning on the beach in the summer?
so I just realized.. of my 70k student loan debt, most of it went toward bar tabs, eightballs, and sweet-ass ties to wear to gamedays and other people's weddings. I think about shit like this while I'm at my mid-level management position. you know. "working."
Look upon your future, America, and despair.
I literally blew him under my face mask. Not because I thought it'd protect me from COVID, but because I wanted to prove to myself that I could.
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