Dude judst bought snd smokked tfour white widoew jointsd in Asmsterdam. Wstching the Cvhiefs gsme. Oh Boy.
You are why other countries hate Americans. But I say God bless you.
I wish they had a smiley of two girls making out
I just saw a girl in Albersons in spandex and curlers buying PBR. Only PBR.
I don't want end up bound and gagged in the back of a van headed for rehab. Bound and gagged OK. Just not the rehab part.
stephanie tanner's voice is so fucking annoying. no wonder she resorted to crystal meth.
if you hear someone banging on your door early in the morning, it's me with some breakfast burritos, so don't be alarmed
You can't just hum the Jaws theme song when you pull down my pants.
I elbow dropped a bag of ice to break it so we could make margaritas. I bled everywhere. Be proud.
I assume it was your influence that had me go from DD to waking up out on the deck with one eyebrow shaved off??
just got in my apt...and theres jungle juice here i left from over a month ago..this could be interesting...or deadly
It was awful. Their identical twins so it was like having sex with Jeff wearing a wig and shaved legs.
Her boobs felt like beanie babies from heaven
I would not recommend douching while drunk.
Hmm should I take my nipple rings out before my sisters wedding/family vacation in Puerto Rico where I will be with my mother 24hrs a day for four days wearing a bathing suit seemingly the entire time? Or should I just risk it and not hug anyone.
Risk it. Keep the titties tough.
I’m looking forward to our Cougar years. These freshmen know how to fuck
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