I really want to sleep with her friend. I'm hoping our casual sex relationship will somehow lead to that.
I'm buying this stripper a house, I don't care what her name is.
That girl's pussy is like White Castles, you crave it once in awhile, but you know next morning you regret eating it.
I cannot stress to you how much better your current situation is than listening to gay sex
I'm to the point in my high that every song eventually turns into Lady Gaga
I was rolling balls and tried to donate blood as an act of kindness to the sick person who would receive it
You may genuinely find a use for the siphon. But the bag of human hair is less likely.
I was so intoxicated last night I was giving out my real name and number ugh.
Qdoba locked their bathrooms last night.. I suppose so people didn't pee all over them? I considered it counter productive considering I just peed on the outside of their building then. I had to pee
Yea. Some girl set a laundry machine on fire. She's not getting married.
he's just got his life so together and it makes my pussy wet.
He said did you just interrupt me midsentence to admire another man's penis?
Which president had the biggest dick?
Take your time, I'll wait
He makes bad life choices and drives a wagon, how is that not my type?
I did not marry a roomba.
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