Awkward is getting caught beating off in the company bathroom...
I got date raped at Sigma Chi last night!
Dude, you never made it to Chi last night. You fell into a tree and passed out.
we made a giant pot of alcholic jello. i filled a gallon bag and brought it to dorms. desk guy gave me weird looks, he doesnt realize this is how i will pass all of my room searches
You walked in, sat down, looked at the waiter and said, "I'm only having deserts and liquor."
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i just feel like the statute of limitations for admitting i plowed through her car last night was up a couple hours ago
Dude, you bit through my nipple. Give it a week, damn.
Im organizing a group to help fondle my shoe. Too many shots dude. Too many.
Cassie is wearing a baseball cap. This rebound is going nowhere
No like he has curves. I remember thinking he had a nicer body than me
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How fast can you get here?\nI need to ride your cock into the sunset.
Thanks a lot dude. I'm grateful to you for your gift of pure piss.
Okay well for one he didn't speak any english but before any happened he made me use the translator to consent
thats all i want out of life, to get high and watch weiner dog races
Please tell me that nice older woman you're with at the bar is not your comp&lit professor.
i got my period today. mid walk of shame and im wearing a shirt that says stay classy. my life is a joke.
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