Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
is hooking up with someone you used to babysit wrong?
someone shit in a solo cup and left it at the base of the stairs. fuck orlando dude.
u downloaded tardy 4 the party
then u started screaming about not wanting nene on the record
I just got a 45 minute blow job...she literally sucked the single life outta me.
u sound so gay right now
As i lay in bed, clutching my face, i'm starting to believe your dick in my eye story.
Theres a guy in your room wearing a franzi box costume and some girl is in the box giving him head.
You kept trying to make people drink "salsa-ritas." But all you did was dump tequila in a half full jar of salsa, and shove it in people's faces while shouting at them.
They're fucking on the bed next to me. I took adderall and smoked so there's no fucking help for me.
Never have i felt more judged than when i was throwing up in front of a hello kitty shower curtain at 5 in the morn
Let us bow our heads and pray that I don't throw up in the tub
i need to start buying Plan B in bulk and leaving them at the door. I'm really sick of walking to CVS with my one-nighters
I swear to the sweet baby jesus I didn't fill your freezer with salsa and my little pony toys, but I didn't stop them either.
Got drunk in Atlantic City Flagged down some guy with two wrapped tampons like road flares for a cigarette.
Okay so I've been talking to the mice again and they agree with me that you're a piece of shit.
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