Only in Montana can you find Septic Services that would display "Christian owned and operated" on the side of the truck. I'm oddly going to miss this state.
Waitress cut us off at Chili's bar. New low
You were offering to spell people's name for a dollar.
Ryab! Make hr wtop. Mshe make sme speee. I don want to pee. I want sev. He was so igbad. Redpo.
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Just pure bliss will emerge from Charles, my tranny bong.
I have reached the state of intoxication where it is now a requirement to sit while peeing.
We really have to stop convincing people tazing is the cool thing to do.
Can you imagine how doomed are children are? I mean for one they have our genetics and then we will ruin them as parents. It will be the most magical adventure. Let's not start soon, too many adventures at hand that involve immense amounts of alcohol.
Guess who just got out of a ticket because the cop liked her costume? THIS GIRL.
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I just wanna say I did some math and I lasted 1,052,000 more minutes than you at the bar before I got kicked out. That's 729 days. Bitch
I'm going to take a nap so I don't feel like a stripper sneezed in my mouth tomorrow morning at work.
She told me her last name, which as you know is my #1 turn-off.
Because you touch yourself at night.
...What time of day am I supposed to do it?
What'd I miss?
Erotic hypnosis and studded dog collars.
My parents heard a lamp fall and crash and the dogs were barking like crazy so my mom got up to check. she found you peeing in a corner by the tv. And you kept shhhing her.
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