Ps there is totally a drug addled prostitute in olympic pizza asking for change for a 100 bill
I wish i could tell a story about guys I know without the phrase "and then I blew him." coming up.
All I remember about walking back home was that I maced my shadow.
four loko is apparently banned in the us. so i think its time for us to stock up. i already emailed them about buying them in bulk
So not only did team sweden fail to particpate in any drinking game but i also found puke in my viking helmet this morning.
Post-shopping-cart-scooter-jousting victory fuck?
let's just say if he has a penis and he hypothetically needs to put it somewhere... i would take care of that for him.
I think we should bring back the casual nipple tassel
Pretty sure I'm going to hell because of our friendship
Last one there wins
I just want to fall into a pit of xannies and eat my way out.
I DESERVE A BEADED TATTOOED MAN I'VE WANTED ONE FOR SO LONG
BEARDED TATTOOED MEN ARE PEOPLE AND NOT THINGS TO BE GIVEN FREELY
He gave me my financial savings if I invested with him while I was giving him a bj.
I woke up with an empty beer bottle in my slipper and a note that said "it just wants to be warm"
You're moving up the public shitting ladder
This pandemic, it’s making everyone horny. I’ve got dick stashed all over town
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