have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
Do you think there's anyone left in this world that hasn't masturbated in a computer chair?
She said she never had to courage to go fully shaved. Since when did shaving your snatch become courageous?
I haven't been "cry when you eat ben and jerrys" high in a while.
i know. thats why i need an open bar. i'll get hammered and make a toast about how his dick is like the titanic. large, but full of failure.
I haven't seen any of my friends sober in months. We have classes together.
I wanna get shitfaced and yell about Tim tebow
He's laying next to me passed out dressed as a hooters girl
I bet he's a super pretty hooters girl
Don't pretend you don't want to dance on the edge of overdose all three nights
BTW he text me to text him later after the concert to hang out. Im prepping my bed but I should know I shouldn't count my dicks before they hatch
I can get there in 20, one question, Drress Code? Stripper Lite (make up may require an additional 5-10 minutes), Suggestive Professor (professor Kamil's cleavage ain't got nothing on me), Daywear, Dyke (and trust me you ain't seen dyke), or Exactly What I'm Wearing Right Now. (all of the above may arrive under a coat and are subject to my level of sobriety. Which is currently like nonexistent).--xoxo you know you love me, Gossip Girl.
Fuck romance. Just shaved my nipples in the shower because I felt like it. That's the life I'm about.
he just sent me a dick pic, it highly resembled a cheese stick
Honestly at least you're not debating on whether or not you need to take plan b. But I can't because I spent all my money on pizza.
I went to my AA meeting last night. My drug dealer is now my counselor.
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