do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
bring the vodka.
i thought we were going to mcdonalds..?
we are.
I have started doing my homework in bars. It just feels right.
you said you couldnt let go of the fence because your hand was molding to it.
12 garbage cans filled with water, a beer can floating in every garbage can, 20 ft. apart and you shoot with dodge balls..and thats only how the night began
I was having trouble getting it up so she grabbed it and said "no, it's too big to fail"
He always takes home straight guys. He plays One Night Stand on Ledgendary Mode
Ps this homeless dude just came in hotel bar w a sword sticking out his jumpsuit trying to buy a drink w a 3rd party check
More importantly this is sex weather and i am striking out
My most recent midlife crisis involved eating a doughnut in 30 seconds but taking 5 minutes to do half a shot of whiskey, then deciding I wasn't going to finish it.
I'm still working on figuring out my birthday blowjob schedule. I'd love to just have all three of them get in there but I get the feeling they wouldn't like that.
Finally hooked up with her. She bought me tacos after because "she can do better in a bed". You're gonna be my best man.
She unfriended me four minutes after we fucked. That must be some sort of record.
Im blaming it on six shots of Jack, loneliness and a chemical imbalance. That's the best I can think of...
you have to get here a cop came into the bar and she looks like Sarah Palin. I think I'm gonna try and bang her
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