God help me. Come pick me up. The guy told me this is not a hotel and i had to leave.
YOu come back ASAP and we will do whatever you want baby
Most awkward thing ever: Meeting your BattleShits opponent post war.
i have a girlfriend
if you're drunk do you have a girlfriend?
no
shut up. I wear heels bigger than your dick
The hookah bar is playing i'm on a boat. I believe in god again.
I'm considering telling her about my dream where I made a sex tape with her boyfriend. you know to test our friendship
please dont ever try to drink horizontally again. I thought I was going to have to give you cpr
he passed out at 11 at a party. he deserved to be stripped down an duct taped to the floor
Dont forget about the tuna sandwich behind your TV
good it was pretty cute, also what would bong water do to a puppy?
There's a black statue of liberty dancing on the side of the road. Please hold while I join him.
I thought that wasn't a thing ever since she showed you her vag on the dance floor
You casually put your finger in my ass and other people are weird..
you going clubbing tonight?
well its tuesday isnt it
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