I just had to explain to my father, how having two screens plugged into my computer doesn't use more internet.
i just watched a video of two girls fucking with a banana and i thought of you.
i hate you
Dude, I don't care how big her tits are. I have to dump her. She shit in my shower.
I can't even teach it... It's just natural slutyness.. My mom has it too
This is the first time since last march I'm gonna be going to a class for more reasons than wanting to bone the girl sitting next to me.
It's a long way off yet but I've started planning my eviction party. Be prepared, it includes jungle juice.
As long as he sees me topless I don't care. Redemption. REEEDDDEMMMPPPTTIIIOOONNNNN
On campus. Grown men in women's sexy bee costumes. Complete with legwarmers. This cannot be real life.
You had your dick do your apologizing for you last night. Apology accepted.
Where did this racoon skin hat, stop sign and bag full of tacos come from?
Narnia or $5 pitcher night either way
All I have are vague memories of us eating ham?
"He didn't answer my snap so I know he's arrested"
I AHVE A WINE BUCKETTTTTTT
In other news, I just sneezed and almost shit myself. What is happening to my life??
I got kicked out of the E.R. for saying "balls".
Randomize
