I didn't join FB to see my only child straddle that boy in all her pictures.
I can do it, this is my punishment and I will accept it, plus id like to see the look on peoples faces when I throw up on them
Kegstand on crutches, you need to get on my level.
This santa hat i wore to the bar, served it's dual purpose as a vomit bag.
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Some might say its sad that I am willingly picking up a coke habit to be the skinniest bridesmaid... I think it shows my great dedication and proves I should have been maid of honor.
I have a cut on my head from a tambourine.
Had sex and ran 2.8 miles all before 7:30am. This is going to be a very productive Monday.
Eye drops are like seatbelts of being high. Think about it
But now he's gone and I'm exhausted and my vagina is yelling at me and I want a cheeseburger
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If you wake up with half a an eyebrow.... I'm pretty sure it was a good time.
You just wait. When you see me foam roll naked, you're going to lose your mind.
For someone I see at the bar by herself all the time... I should have know she had a tazer.
the gnome is staring at me and the pineapple is wearing shorts. I don't want to do this anymore.
Nxt time we drink that much, we'll have to hide the crayons. Crayola-ing a mural on the living room wall wasnt the brightest idea, but it sure is classy. Right?
We already gave up cheese, how are we supposed to give up coke?
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