Needless to say, wine tasting turned into wine chugging
I may or may not have melted a dent into the top of my minifridge with my hot glue gun, which I left on for the past couple hours unsupervised, while we were on our salvo/savers excursion. Welcome to Halloween in college.
you freaked out because you thought your face lotion was cum in a bottle
Hey! Thanks for asking, but it didnt go well. He threw up in the car on the way to dinner. Blind dates arent for everyone.
ok watching intervention on tv. when i hit rock bottom - i wanna be THIS chick.
they described our state of being as looking similar to a crime scene....you were on the ground and i was running around screaming.
A piece of cheeseburger just fell between my tits. Consider this a "wish you were here" postcard.
like a sex slave...but with a better dental insurance plan
When you accidentally type "I want Prince William to fuck me in the ass" to your mom there's really no way to take that back.
I cleaned out the fridge, had to pound the brews. I am going to be wrecked for my final at 1
of course we have a beer bong
how else would we feed our christmas tree
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
IT TOOK ME LIKE AN HOUR TO DO THAT. DO YOU KNOW HOW HARD IT IS FOR ME TO CONCENTRATE ON ONE THING FOR AN ENTIRE HOUR?!
Just found an airplane bottle of whiskey and I didn't put it in my coffee. I think I deserve a little recognition this morning.
Ya that dick wasn't worth burning a perfectly good pizza.
You live and learn.
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