I think they gave out some kind of ugly girl scholarship I don't know about...
i had a headache and asked the kid next to me for aspirin. he gave me esctacy instead. gotta love college.
When i look at that picture of him, i'm a little proud to be like yeah, his dick was in my mouth saturday no big deal.
smoking a bowl while I'm peeing. i love having a big dick.
3 girls crying in the bathroom at the bar. Its like a Christmas song
Tim said I dropped my taco in a puddle and still ate it.
There's a questionable stain on Harley's bed...would they have sex on a dog bed?
Its been 4 years since I have masturbated this hard. God bless the Olympics!
omg i wish you could see the front of my car.
There's literally a dust print of your body and your arm trying to hold on and the other one where your fingers visibly dragged down the hood.
I don't believe in coincidence. I believe in the stars aligning perfectly to sodomise me in public. Who ever said I was cynical?
His balls are like really small, like dog sized balls. It was a weird discovery. Ever done a guy with dog sized balls?
Hmmm... I thought we agreed as a group we make our last stand in Philly...
I don't wanna go out like that. Covered in melted cheese smelling like a sewer rat...
You texted him 17 times. Asking for him back and sending random pictures of Jimmy Buffett. He didn't answer.
I crawled to the bathroom this morning there were cornpops scattered on the floor? What was I doing last night?
I cannot belive our party caught on fire
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