I wannas sexs uuuuu
I'm so horny!
I'm so hungry
WHAT A TERRIBLE REPLY!
For your pussy...
His internet searches, listed chronologically: sex slave, volunteer sex slave, lava
I don't understand how he can't hear himself snoring, but he'll wake up to me sneaking m&m's from my junk food stash beside the bed...
He cant even get with danielle. Thats like striking out in t-ball
PS: the photo I uploaded for this internship site is the same one i used for my fake ID. I like to keep it classy.
i was concerned by what you said you would do for a snickers. It wasn't even a Klondike bar.
Both he AND his 17 year old son were hitting on me... I'm bridging generational gaps
Do not deep throat a rocket pop, it WILL go into your lungs, and you may die.
For sure. Gotta go. Building an igloo.
You want to complain about your sex life to me? Right now mine consists of trying to masturbate lightly enough not to wake her up with bed shakes. Go. Fuck. Yourself.
Everytime Our professor said "penis fencing" in class today we took shots.
That's the ultimate walk-of-shame: running away from your own apartment and hiding in a McDonald's.
you know your booty call is really trying when he offers to pay the toll for the bridge you have to cross to get to his house
Fuck my life... Im so horny Im gonna take it out on this sandwich
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