Just saw actual Chinese people doing a Chinese firedrill. Good day.
I literally just watched a girl motorboat herself
I feel like Captain Blackout doesn't do her justice. Brigadier General Blackout is much better.
I'm starting therapy this week.. Taylor Swift music isn't cutting it for me anymore
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I'm going to appeal my grade. Is it better to look studious or slutty?
I think Memorial Day also marks the beginning of "Bikini Profile Picture" season.
If I don't come back from Italy with aids I did somethign wrong
My tits are coming out a minimum of ten times
I still havent gotten an apartment yet, so I crash random college parties...get so drunk and then sleep on their couch
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
my mom just left...time to break out that water bottle of wine that I sewed into my teddy bear
do we own a ladder
We do not.
then how am i on the roof
I mean, two foreign guys have drunkenly confessed their love for her, so she's clearly doing something right.
Doesn't matter how many times we tell him the kid's a freshman, he keeps repeating "cupcake boy shall be mine" and honestly you need to intervene
I'm a 23 year old adult who just ordered condoms online from Target because I'm still too embarrassed to buy them in the store.
so how about you dont randomly call my mother during parties?
Randomize