I was hooking up with him in my car, he wouldn't stop with my nipples, I had to literally beat him off of me. He kept groaning too while he was doing it. Sick.
Mommy issues
R and i have drinken 4 bottles od red wine. By ourselfs
someone threw a dead crab at me
i learned of a new sex move called the pterodactyl. 3 guys stand in a row. 1 girl blows the one in the middle while jerking off the other two. kids these days!
Yaeh! Back in our day we had to wait our turn for some party whore to blow us!
well there you go. the average partycunt evolved into megapartycunt just like scientists predicted.
Jack off faster Americas best dance crew is beyonce themed
Im making the walk of shame with half a box of pizza, its like when youre little and you get a goodie bag leaving the party
you were making out, puked over his shoulder and insisted everything was okay
We decided that the paper cups disintegrating was god's way of telling us we had had enough
casually drinking alone with your cats. do they like sparks?
he's measuring my pool to see how much jello powder he needs. He got paid today.
On a toatally unrelated note, I see music in my hair
Is it too early to start pregaming for St. Patty's?
he played intl players anthem 4me and ate a strawberry out of my pussy
Im pretty sure breakfast wine is a thing, and if it isn't, I just invented it
I should be in a better mood, I just went home and had a quickie on my lunch break.
I had a sandwich.
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