When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
i feel like after you turn 30 you aren't supposed to black out anymore
i have more money on itunes than i do in my bank account... college.
We totally just fucked in a closet. These vacations with his family are causing creativity I never thought I had.
You told me you were allowed to keep eating butter because it had just passed midnight and you were on the next day's daily fat servings
Everyone makes mistakes, yours just means you will forever be known as the chick that tried to steal a cheese plate from the funeral.
it would be nice to just get drunk, not hook up with anyone, and not die this weekend
It's ok I'm watering my plants with a 40 in my camelback, people are staring
I just couldn't load the family groceries on to the same seat where I had sex 12 hours ago.
Do me a favor. Next time I think it's a good idea to take pulls from the handle, yell "FALCON PUNCH" and uppercut me in the taint. My future liver thanks you.
Welcome to stoned Saturday. Full of laser tag and beyonce and awesome
PS my house is a mess.
pps I have a rash on my face.
And the night ended with some random dude pissing on a car in a vain attempt to find a proper bathroom. We, the drunk, salute you, sir!
Dude you spoke to a girl about CRICKET. She MUST want sex
I wonder if Paul and Andy realize how lucky that they are that we're too lazy to start fucking other dudes so we just stick with them
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