If it were my dying wish, would you come over 2nite 2 save me?:):):) wana come anyways?
found: crazy homeless guy quoting Quagmire lines to every chick he sees. i think i win the scavenger hunt.
'in an unhealthy relationship' should def be an fb option
We played Russian Roulette with a revolving Nerf gun. If you shot yourself in the face, you had to drink.
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Last night I went to an anything but cups party. I took a hummingbird feeder. It was a terrible decision.
just so you know... i was wasted last night, but the evening is coming back to me in flashes... i made you eat gravy last night, didn't i?
Can you fuck me on the kitchen counter at some point? I'll lysol it after
What's life without a lamp shade you wore home?
Apparently throwing balloons filled with vodka off the roof is considered terrorism.
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Oh wow. I almost tweeted #TweetFromTheBackOfACopCarTuesday but I didn't think it was that appropriate
Thank god crabs can't live on your head. Thank god.
My night was too much. My morning is even more. Help. I need to teleport the fuck out of here.
Is it against health code to come into work half drunk and commando?
and that's when you shouted "ahh motherland" as you streaked down hall 4B
I BLEED THE BLOOD OF MY ANCESTORS WHO FOUGHT SO BRAVELY FOR MY FREEDOM
cool u want pads or tampons
tampons please
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