just had an encounter with drunk people from out of state at dairy queen. they wanted to stay till march to see the high school play.
Just bought lingerie with the intention of wearing it as a shirt. It's going to be that kind of weekend.
When She took off her bra.... A tube of lipgloss, her phone, I.D. And a wad of twenties fell out.... I'm officially no longer a butt man
chugging beers on the train. people are staring. I would be offended if it wasn't 8:30
She looked at my cock with a kind of resigned disappointment.
How did it go last night?
Woke up head half shaved and a burrito? So good and bad?
I am just going to stick my boobs out and hope for the best
But I aced my quizzes. Apparently flash card beer pong is an acceptable form of studying.
I just watched in amazement as you had a full conversation about water temperature and bacteria with your pet goldfish.
I almost got on a bus to Langley Air Force Base. 99% sure that's not where I wanna be.
Fuck me first. Then we can craft and watch Terminator 2.
Sorry for trying to baptize you last night
You knew the entire thing in Latin I was so impressed
You barfed off the front porch while the elderly neighbors were walking their dog. We had to convince them not to call 911.
Pics or it didn't happen.
Are you ok? Who pooped in my office?
No I come to this class stoned every week. Except last week when I was drinking in class
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