You Definitely drank the goldfish bowl like it was a giant margarita
Did u pay ur friends to not make fun of me?
there is no way i'm buying plan b and condoms at the same time
no do it! it shows that you acknowledge your mistakes and you are proactively working towards a solution.
Its what jesus would do if there were bud light in his time. I feel obligated.
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We came back and there was a shotglass filled with what looks like blood. Come over soon, we're gonna try it out.
sorry can't. you know Saturday is the masturbating day for single sorority girls here.
I just yelled at my mom for getting me circumcised without my permission. That drunk
Its not the fact that i woke up wearing a tutu that bugs me its the fact that i have 75 photos of me wearing a tutu on facebook
Why is it so hot and why are these the only pants in my life.
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Soggy bong water carpet is the worst kind of carpet.
God if that man would just have sex with me every time I got mad life would be so much easier...
lesbians are really intense tho, she made me take her eye makeup off and told me she was going to eat me for breakfast
My goal is to have my roommate find me sprawled out in the middle of my floor naked and passed out. Maybe with some Alfredo chicken hanging out of my mouth. I don't know, we'll see where this goes.
Rich men love me! I remind them of their trophy wife!!!
This date is awful. He’s too boring to bang
Is porn accurate? Can I order a pizza and do the delivery boy?
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