What a fucking waste of an outfit
Riddle me this. What had unbelievable sex, and finally understands the meaning that things come better in pairs?
I hate you
been home a week and haven't blacked out yet. i miss college
I didnt realize my nipple ring fell out until he coughed it up.
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Hey, you guys have all had chicken pox, right?
welp wont be popping out a kid with a beret. frenchie is gone and the mother nature showed herself. bilingual kid can be erased from the bucket list
I poured everyones drinks into the ice bucket and then stuck my face in it. Apparently I'm a greedy drunk.
I'm gonna cougar town the shit out of that prom.
It was total unicorn galloping on a fucking rainbow awesome.
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You need to be more adventurous.
I am! Just not in a "I wanna get diseases" way
For thanksgving we are only drinking wild turkey for the next 24hrs time to strap your balls back on and maybe a helmet
Ps we bought 8 pellet guns just now
She was rubbing her face on the carpet, she was high.
All I really remember is shouting "THANKS FOR LETTING ME MAKE OUT WITH YOUR GIRLFRIEND."
What can I say? You have this amazing power over straight girls.
I'm now forever going to blame miss frizzle for making me the sexual deviant that I am today
Like, I don't need to know your life dude. I just need you to suck my tits.
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