he put his p in my v, then his p in my a, and then tried to put the p in my m? first, double dipping is rude. second, i'm glad he finished shortly after that, i'm afraid of where he'd try to stick it next. my ear?
Dude, I found out the hard way that she wipes back to front. I ate her out and had to throw up.
you think the cum will come out of moms black shirt?
even the sluttiest version of myself will not go down on him
explain the missing patches of hair on my cat. now.
she kept peeing on everything and yelling it was now her property.
I'm pretty sure you called me last night and screamed that she was force-feeding you a bagel.
Oh btw, that was a wonderful blow job. You did a good job.
Well, it's either jungle juice or memory of the night... It's unfortunate I can't have both
there is a money trail leading from my bathroom to my living room.. the trail ends with a half eaten bag of chips with a note that says "magical chipz".. who am i?
Boob shaped ice luge is ordered for my bday. Boom
I can't even drink.
The liquor comes out the nipples. Out. The. Nipples.
She just shoved like three McNuggets in her mouth and started sobbing and I have no idea what's going on.
One day soon I'll learn the difference between a good high and way too high. Today is not the day.
I just watched a squirrel take down a snake,life isn't so bad after all.
Do you recall asking me to zip line through your wedding dressed as a bleeding angel?
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