entire chemistry final was about beer... i actually might miss this place
ok so hold on... from what i hear... thank you... i'm sorry... and your welcome.
Printing the vagina inspector badge was money well spent.
Tornado booty call.. dedication
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I don't understand how these people can do extreme gymnastics and I have problems walking up the stairs.
Who would've thought that Monopoly night would've ended with some girl peeing on the couch.
She had pubes that could make an episode of Duck Dynasty. Fear the Vag Beard
You popped the Plan B pill then clapped twice, said "mischief managed" and headed tward the bar.
At one point we were both in the bathroom and i was taking a shit while holding your hair as you puked in the sink. Friendship.
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There are horrible decisions in life and then there are tequila flavored moonshine decisions
you tried to make the parrot smoke your joint
Hungover at Subway, watching a business guy try to squeeze his way past my car to get into his. Bitch shouldn'ta parked over the line.
You truly are a temple of morality.
I am the night, I am justice, I am currently watching the fat biz guy pay a frat boy to back his car up for him so he can get in.
I told him I thought I was pregnant and he told me he accidentally killed my bird.
Circle of life.
Great, now I'm picturing myself as a fucking garden gnome
I blame her lesbian super powers of coercion.
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