WTF. you left me with no condoms and you ate all my mac and cheese. scumbag.
you know you've been playing too much mario kart when you see a curve in the road ahead and see yourself drifting around it
I kinda look like a classier blonde kenny powers.
When he took off his pants i accidently shouted "that is one small wiener," and thats when he left
you'd think someone with a dick that small would take what he could get
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I don't care if its bassically 3rd world. A country without a drinking age is a country without a drinking age.
just an fyi, false alarm on the whole ghonnorea thing. you're safe.
I think being an adult is being able to say no to free shots...I need to work on that.
I only put bad things in my body...jack, caffeine, chocolate, pills, and rich's cock. It's like being holistic but exactly opposite
The number of people who end up getting laid as a result of the cha cha slide....is terrible.
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Do you remember our dinosaur noises from last night ? Breaaaahhhhhppp
I knew it was going to be good when he took off my bra and I only realized 5 minutes later
I wouldn't know what to do. You never really mentally prepare for a cactus getting thrown at your face.
gay sex achievement: unlocked
what
you told me you were going out for groceries!!
Can you please stop having such an active social life? I'm tryna get fucked over here
He told me he would make me come so hard I would throw up. I'm actually horrified that he thinks that's something any person would want
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