you want my honest opinion? I'm sure refering to her vagina as the "bat cave" was your first mistake.
Dating my ex's drug dealer.. best. revenge. ever.
Well I woke up with a note on me reading Dear Passed Out Girl, and ending with why I shouldn't drink so much. Damn Tequilla.
Sorry really high. We have no lighter so we're lighting the bowl with rolled up paper towels lit by candle which also lit with a rolled up paper towel that we lit with the stove eye
in the middle of fucking he asked me if i had gotten a haircut because he noticed i didnt have split ends anymore. i dont know what to think
Today's work quote "if I looked like you, I'd be sitting on everyones face"
Just found a g string in our driveway, wtf happened this weekend?
I'm actually not sure I need to run today, between the crazy monkey sex and breaking into my own house.
You need a sexual gate keeper
Btw. Being a stripper for a week without anyone knowing to pay off my school loan is no longer in my agenda.
Just made a beer run. At 9am. In my pjs. I should not be graduating today
Oh I know babe. You're shining beacon of adult responsibility. That's why I go down on you.
I go down on you because abs
Steve watched craig and I have sex from the top level of his cat tower this morning.
i'm eating chex mix in the shower while texting. i feel accomplished.
Congratulations! We have a period
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