Earlier, I saw a homeless man that looked like Abe Lincoln, and I just saw a guy walk past wearing crocs and socks. I'm beginning to like this city less and less
I found out 2day that my dad was a stripper in New Oleans.
i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
Funny thing- my attraction to each one is inversely proportional to his level of availability.
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Either way, he made a blog for his cat.
Trial is expected to last a fucking week if I get chosen.
To be fair, you are the kind of person I want to be on the jury when I inevitably end up in front of one.
I'm at a bar where I literally walked in to the bathroom and some chick told me to never go to San Joaquin state pen
She was wearing some slutty variation of a toga and giving the entire bus a pep talk on why we should black out tonight...I'M IN LOVE AND I DON'T CARE WHO KNOWS IT!
She followed me back, then proceeded to find my room, get her panda suit on? And then raid my room and pass out on my couch... what the fack do I do now?!?!
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My tits became the mascot for the SAE house last night.
Is it day drinking when the suns up like when does that start
asking for a friend
Also, you fell asleep with you hand on and around my cock last night.
I'm giving drunk me full control of my body for the next few days. Please don't let me die.
whoever decided snowing in 90 percent of campus on a night when the streets are flowing with tequila and skittles was clearly not an R.A.
How's the party?
I'm watching two people get flogged. Sothere's that.
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