I woke up this morning and I couldn't find my coffeetable. wtf?
Grow some girl-balls and come out already
I asked her if she had any t-shirts of bands that didn't suck. I got a Sublime shirt and my answer.
oral is when you put your mouth on someones privates and play moterboat or popsicle
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So I'll spare the details, but I think I discovered I'm lactose intolerant. In my sleep. And you'll be needing new sheets.
By the end of the cruise, there was literally nothing in our room he hadn't peed on.
Okay good. I don't want another mom thinking I got their daughter pregnant.
I will seriously deflate and melt into the floor into a puddle of devestation, shame and vodka.
I feel like having peed on eachother is a point in our lives we should never have gotten to...
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I had a face to face conversation with her vagina, asking it not to make me look bad.
I'm like going proud parent over you doing drugs, this is so wrong.
We need to talk about your improper dealings with the town drug dealer.
My aunt asked how many piercings I had and my mom said seven and I said nine and that's how my family found out I had my nipples pierced.
Just saw a commercial for non alcoholic baileys cream. WHAT THE HELL IS THE POINT?!
I don't remember anything beyond the drinking game but I woke up in my own pee this morning so I'm just gonna go out on a limb and say I overdid it.
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