Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
blow job with a beer in the shower, I just created the ultimate day spa for dudes
we'll go far in life on tits alone.
Nobody is wearing shirts anymore. What is happening.
Yea, remember to blow out the fire from flaming shots. Unless you want burnt lips. Just saying, I'm an example of ignorance and intoxication.
He whinnies like a horse when he's cumming. I wish I would have known this before we got into a relationship.
Yah, I guess one silver lining is I'd never seen a full water cooler get thrown down a flight of stairs, gotta appreciate the little things
Its the least I can do really, I mean, I did sleep with her husband...
Listen I'm a sentimental character under all this alcohol and ratchetry
get your sex hands out of my capn crunch
It's a special kind of bond when your gay brother takes pics of you topless at a frat party.
i just has to use a gift card to Target that one of my students parents got me to buy Plan B bc my bank account is -$0.08 so my 2017 is starting exactly how i pictured.
My liver can't handle being unemployed!
There might be a dead possum in your bed, your roomate is extremely distressed!
If by fun you mean, did I meet her cousin for the.first time and bang him, then yes it was a productive evening.
Randomize
