So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
he actually proposed, and i threw up on him...i guess 5 glasses of wine was a bad idea.
Obama is so hot when he ends wars.
I feel like fucking him is something we all do but don't want to admit to. like masturbating or peeing in the shower
I succsesfully kept my nipples in my dress all night. Even when I got in a fight. I was made for the bar.
My shoe was in my mailbox this morning. I can't stay sober today.
Trying to find a reliable dealer on Rockfordmugshots.com. Guy arrested for 15 grams of coke could be him !
You realize those people have been ARRESTED recently. right.
Dude, you need to man up. You passed out before a PRESEASON game. It's a long season.
I'm sooo hungover. I fell asleep on top of a car in a parking lot last night. New one to add to the list.
Filthy. I need to be power hosed with holy water.
Finals drinking + forgeting you had to take your ambien because you work at 6am mid paper= drunk logic which then entails going on a "detox" run. Puking your guts put in the field house bushes while some random guy says to you "its okay. We're marching on."
Muscle is literally tearing itself off of my shins. No I am not going on another bar crawl with you.
I'll pay?
Pick me up at 9.
Nothing wrong with a few meaningless hookups. Keeps the mind occupied and the body satisfied
What's Spanish for "I shouldn't have worn these underwear to work?"
I am sure I don't wanna know but I have to ask... Why is there a kiddie pool full of jello in the living room?
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