Do you still have your period?
I have a very awkward question for you. Could you possibly take my black dildo. My mom wants to clean my room.
i left him drunk and in the fetal postion in the shower.
was the water running?
yeah but he said he knows how to swim
the worst part is we had a camera rolling
Did his mom notice it when she saw u guys?
Yes.
I have to watch that.
She set fire to my carpet trying to power-dry puke covered cigs with Josh's blowtorch. How she found it in the garage is beyond me but if you bring her with you again I'll shoot you myself.
So it sounded like a midget was barfing IN our walls again this morning ...
At this point the smell of shame has become my natural musk
Bonding with my year old cousin over the fact that we both shit ourselves. Babysitting like a bosss
Smoked before work and just remembered i left pringles in my desk last time i was high. SCORE
Drugs are gluten free tho, right?
He drinks vodka like healthy people drink water and I wanted to have his adopted gay babies. That's all. I'm going to go find him and potentially propose.
You slid down a wall, tried to pull your cast off and yelled that casts were too conformist.
Like I respect him so much I would suck his dick
In a very non respectful way
Would it be rude to use my vibrator? like he forfeited his right to be mad when he left me orgasmless...right?
In honor of Randy Savage we're wearing spandex and handing out slim jim's with option to suplex. Get behind it
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