Sponge bath it is.
so i woke up with ketchup and a sticky boob on my face...this is a new low
hitting rock bottom=girl fakes converting to christianity in order to get out of having sex with you.
Come here. I'm drunk. Family Function. Intense Pro-life vs. Pro-choice debate. Bring Republicans.
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i wish i could, but i promised myself i wouldn't sleep with anyone who couldn't grow a beard for a while. it's not you, it's crosby.
he left me a note this morning. it said "thank you for letting me touch you"
this dude just took some girl under your house for half an hour. you may have helped a 17 year old fuck on the beach for the first time. congrats.
It was smashing those cupcakes into my face that did it. Junk food and I don't mix.
I cant be sure, but i think ive been drunk in this church before.
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It's all fun and games until your AARP eligible neighbors end up blacking out in your yard at 5pm with a box of franzia. I'm feeling a great year ahead
I ate her out in the bathroom and she did my makeup. Man i love being a lesbian
Well I mean he still had sex with me after I told him that I play fetch with the kids I take care of, so I'm not really looking too far ahead with him...
But really, someone with a penis give me attention before I start posting nudes on Instagram.
Nothing showshows the government the middle finger more than spending your tax refund on drugs
You were lost on foot. Texted us and told us that N*Sync couldn't save you, and then you "met Jesus" in your car.
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