did we hook up?
no, because you kept repeating "itty bitty titties" when i took off my shirt
I just realized that all of my cardio comes from dancing on tables.
Maybe she got knocked up by accident. I still refuse to believe that anyone actually INTENTIONALLY gets pregnant.
Should I tell her she gave me head in the kitchen while I was eating a cupcake or would that hurt her dignity too much?
Wear whatever you want, I'm wearing ass-less chaps and a sombrero
Where were you last night, and why am I not surprised that drag queens were involved?
There is a guy in class using a wine bottle as a water bottle. Welcome to the Faculty of Environment.
you never know what sharing a kayak could lead to
It's true
totally just stole a 24 pack straight out of the miller truck
He sent me a dick pic from his living room and it has pictures of his three kids in the background
a large sweaty girl i dont know is sleeping in my bed. A scotish man and a small child looking dude are on the couches im on the floor sleeping and im ok with it
Just had a med school interview with that doctor I fucked in college. He remembered. Asked if I still have my nipple rings. Overall, I think it went well.
What's your opinion on eating ass? Just looking for a yes or no
Quick question, did I crash teeth with you when I snogged you, or did I headbutt something between the car and the bed last night?
She said if you lived here it would be like the x rated version of 3's company
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