My insides feel lik shag carpet. It is awesome
True Life: I hate vaginal excretions
I have acquired 14 pictures of hard dicks tonight... I was on a mission. Don't even pretend you aren't proud.
Apparently he's into classy girls that wear sweaters and don't throw up on him when they go out.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Solid. Can't put a price on good times
You can and it's called a liver.
By the way, just opened the browser on my phone for the first time today... And it was it the "images" section of "who invented ass fucking"
So thanks for that
My girlfriend is pregnant with her exs baby. 2014 just became the worst year
Was looking through my phone and saw that drunk me took a tit pic in the Denny's bathroom..
I need a hobby that isn't dick related
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
My apartment looks like the apocalypse of sobriety.
What's the tour de bar? Is that a thing, or is it just what you call Saturdays?
This is why you arnt allowed in pet stores
Idk I saw a cheetah print onesie and it reminded me of your Lion King fantasy.
You like pics of my balls that much?
I am at the store looking at frames as we text...
I guess I'm famous. Hot lesbian was WARNED about me. Still hooked up with her.
I'll pay you to teach me.
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