i just pooped in tubberware. not a proud day
this coming from the guy that still thinks "pulling out" is a good form of birth control? just walk away
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U know u have sex too much when u have lube in ur rolliball on ur blackberry
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nothing can go wrong this weekend. $1500 to spend. i have options for hookups every night. my backup plans have backup plans
Come on. It's already happy hour in Europe...Man up. "I'm at work" and "it's a tuesday" are not valid excuses.
He looks like the kind of guy that would jack off to weird things.
check off brunette on the list of girls tht hit me with there cars and then fucked me later
I was just expressing concern for your pickle consumption.
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Yea, I had a chaperone thankfully. I'm in the fetal position attempting to eat captain crunch now.
You called me and said "Aidan's unconscious" to which he said "I'm conscious, I'm conscious pilot"
He was filled with the holy spirit. And vodka.
Dude. She came to my room in nothing but a trench coat. Took it off and said, "you like" in her Costa Rican accent. God I love college.
I buy a new bowl every time I get a new guy. It's retail therapy.
If you keep giving me that glorious dick ill bake you some cookies
Just motorboated this 18 year old girl at the bar. The first time was my idea the other 3 she made me. Maybe turning 27 won't be so bad. Haha.
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