That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
I feel like I just won at life, no connection sex and free 12 pack of beer after. Does life give out trophies, if so I want a big one.
my boobs just fell out on the dance floor. my wedding is totally beating your wedding
You need to get here now. Before they realize I'm not puerto rican.
You need to come over. I cant get her to stop eating honey mustard straight from the squeeze bottle
I just found pizaa roll in my hair. Already been to class today
im just gonna lie here and collect money in this whoppers bag while sprawled out on this bench and explain that its to buy weed for my hangover
Sitting on an airplane reeking of booze, sex and shame while surrounded by families coming home from Disney. This is not one of my finer moments.
He literally named all the parts of the vagina as he fingered me. No more pre-med virgins.
I just did the walk of shame in monkey slippers in the snow
Teach me the song of your people
Haha no we did it on his bed. Then rolled off into the bean bag. It was a strangely athletic performance on my behalf.
Turns out the dorm toilet can't take a punch. Gonna be a long year without Mexican food.
How are you feeling?
I mean, shattered dignity aside, not bad.
I woke up completely naked in a mint condition 71 chevelle in someones garage. What.
I can't believe the MLB is making the NHL look good.
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