i just puked in front of my entire floor a girl on crutches asked iof i needed help hahaaa fuck ima damn fool
It's my birthday, I plan on masturbating and boating, maybe even masturbate on the boat.
I just typed in random letters on his address bar... 5 out of the 6....a porn site was in the drop down list hahahahaha get a life bro.
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
You kept showing everyone at the bar your bra to prove it matched your shoes.
i mean, not my actual scene but if someone says "PARTY" ill figure it out
Me too. We could do it like prostitutes. No kissing on the mouth.
Don't linger or you will get sucked into spending the night. Remember the mission mantra: GET OFF
New hot neighbor boys moving in across from us...So i did the logical thing and bought two 30 packs up the hill and walked right by em. Consider the line hooked and ready to reel.
My worst fear almost came to light...I was choking and the cats stared at me like they had no problem eating my face if I died
Excuse me, but I got friendzoned and all I could think about was the fact that I didn't have my underwear back on yet.
she's like a sexy human version of my cat. i can't catch her, and she keeps throwing up in the corners.
At one point I was convinced he was a snake and was going to eat me And I just accepted it
I will consider it. I need to determine if ogling him is worth almost certain death via zipline.
He is 6'5, went to a Christian school and he's a violinist....I'm going to fuck the jesus right out of him.
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