I've decided that life's journeys are more fun when your moral compass hangs in front of you and swings with each step
i cant even explain all the reasons why i dont want to fuck you right now.
Whatever. I'm saving myself for my wedding night or a night with enough patron.
DO NOT GO IN OUR BATHROOM. it cannot be unseen
I really wanna know when trying to grow up turned into try not to throw up.
He took a picture with a naked dude. I think he just walked out of that deep ginger closet.
Don't come. It's not even a party it's a total sausage fest. Like 20 drunk dudes in a bedroom. We can still drink by ourselves though it'll be ok
Checked my photo vault today... My self nudie folder is passing the 150 mark.
The weird thing is that you don't send them to anyone. You just keep them for yourself...
Just told my mom I need money for Molly. She was not happy
I think he's holding my wallet hostage because I puked in his car. It's not my fault he has child locks on his windows..
I'm twenty nine years old, now is not the time to start trying new drugs. I need a hedge fund...not another drug-induced hangover.
Her ex was at the party her housemates were having. He knocked on her door asking how she was while we were going at it. Turns out they were trying to work things out. Don't think I'll ever forget his face when we walked out of her room.
He was watching porn and riding a stationary bike in the living room
He fucked me while I was smoking his blunt. His apartment was trashed and he drives a van that looks like it’s been hit by a train but still 10/10 would fuck again.
Divorce can be hard, but look on the bright side. Your soon to be ex raved about your dick and I’m great with hard things ;-)
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