that girl last night was a 15
wait she was 15?
no like black jack not sure if you should hit it
what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
he just asked me to email him a handle of captain morgans...how sober do you think he is?
Oh the joys of strong arming a man into exclusivity
Get a piano. I want to have sex on it.
Can I also remind you that we insisted on touching his mustache?
Well of course I remember it took up like 20 minutes of my night.
I wore a bird inflatable and still got laid. So there's that.
I just sent my ex off to a party, threw a condom at him, and told him to make good choices.
Like I respect him so much I would suck his dick
In a very non respectful way
*jedi mind trick* you want to go down on me
3 words: harry potter burlesque. My life is so much more awesome than yours right now.
No idea who's grandma but people were just running around naked
My eye was non-stop itchy for like an hour... I thought burying my face in your ass caught up with me
dude you pointed at my dad's crotch and said I'd tap that. I didn't even know you were gay.
He passed out in my car.
What's the problem?
HE'S STILL IN MY FUCKING CAR.
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