I definitely just put my boxers on backwards.
haha now u have to piss out ur bum
I've thrown up so many times in the third floor bathroom of Baldwin that they should probably just go ahead and name it after me.
so exactly what does one wear to an abortion clinic?
There are sesame seeds in my vagina. This cannot be explained with logic.
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that was after you ironed the burrito. didn't leave much cheese on the ironing board though
Look you found him on craigslist. You should be happy that he at least HAS a normal looking dick.
It's all coming back to me. I drank moonshine from a milk carton from a guy named tomohawk last night.
so I am that guy with the red solo cup in class. someone has to step it up.
I'm sitting with my parents watching football and moaned when I saw his shirtless picture. They looked at me weird so I had to turn the moan into a laugh. A sad, really horny laugh.
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He taped a champagne bottle to both his hands and called himself edward champagne hands. At one point he poured some on his lap and said " Just needed to make sure my dick got some too"
I'm not sure we can use safewords tho. She smokes so much she had to keep asking what the safewords was. Bondage and bongs don't mix
We just saw two bitche in pink capris jazzercising down the road. On Thanksgiving.
We were gonna go out drinking tonight but she found out she's pregnant so are you free
last final went out with a bang.. 20 min late bra-less, cum in my hair and i still cant find my shoes.
This past week everybody of fb either got rings or semen. All I got was Covid.
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