haha it's okay then, bc he only killed a canadian, they're not real people
a queef is a wish your heart makes.
I feel like Captain Blackout doesn't do her justice. Brigadier General Blackout is much better.
Registered sex offender is the model in class today.... There are too many things wrong with him getting naked in front of a lot of college students.
Imagine Captain Hook, but in penis form and sometimes shy.
How do I enter a double puke and rally into my calorie counter?
This guy on the bus keeps leaning over and sniffing my hair.
Oh, and apparently I was butt ass naked and walked into the room where anna was skyping her dude in afghanistan and said "This is happening."
True freedom is running around a sex club in former power plant in Berlin wearing a boots, a jock
I'm on the porch day drinking and the neighbor is in his yard screaming about his amazing sandwiches, maybe we should move.
He's 5'2" and his dick 4'8"
Are we gonna talk about that cunnilingus snap
I assure you, it was not a Porn Hub Bee Movie parody.
just so you know. the medical term for period cramps is mettelschmerz.
glad to know something that causes such misery in my life has such a laughable name.
Today has been hell. Also I saw a dead man's penis. It's safe to say I will be getting very drunk tonight.
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