whats the name of the jew you used to have sex with that lives on evergreen?
be more specific...?
At a straight bar and poker face just came on...must...resist....urge to gay it up
Why would that come on at a straight bar? I thought they just played Don't Stop Believin and Wonderwall on repeat
im so bored in class... i just made a pie graph of my favorite bars and a bar graph of my favorite pies
Made a joint out of my Yale rejection letter. Life is grand.
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Eventually evolution will just give us a better liver anyway, so our great great grandkids should THANK us for our binge drinking.
I don't know how I got here... but I think I'm in a Christian Impact meeting... I'm trying to act as straight as possible. They can sense gay.
Is it sad that i just saw my moms thumb on the table & i instinctively put mine down cuz i thought she was thumbmaster?
He was having this drunk emotional breakdown and I was just trying to cheer him up but instead fell and dumped the whole pickle jar on me
It was cool though because he was fine afterwards and somehow I convinced them I did it on purpose...
Hypothetically speaking, at what point does fire become too much fire?
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Because you put the dick in ridiculously amazing boyfriend. And you deserve to have nice things happen to your penis. That's why.
Rarely does a man I fucked with upgrade from me
I love you even if you are fucked up. If you fall, i'll just get on top of you.
I think the hamburger goblin stole my cigarettes. I left my purse behind her table and they're not in it now.
It true. It written in the Bible.
Yes I remember that, right next to the passage where jesus said unto his disciples, pop molly, fuck bitches amen
I can still taste your cum in my mouth and my in-laws are coming over. This should go well.
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