Really? You have stories that rival having a threesome with the two best friends of the guy your kinda seeing? Thats impressive.
after we finished we were both getting water at the kitchen sink...butt naked
so?
then my sister's foreign roommate walked out...in footy pajamas
I can't believe he would be such an ass
Your boobs are way too big for you to be worrying about anything.
I woke up at 3am naked and stroking a watermelon.
And then you guys went on to show us ur sex positions from the before. Thanks
I don't know but the stairs are covered in apples
Nothing says "I forgive you for puking on me during sex" like a Facebook add the next morning...
Come over and play the Jeter 3000 drinking game. You drink if the commentators say "captain" or "3000". I'll drink if they say "overrated" or "past his prime".
he ate me out on his front porch at dawn. i orgasmed when the sun began to rise. most romantic morning booty call ever.
Need. Hospital. Physically am floating.
You are so lucky you didn't go back to Tate's house. They decided to figure out who had the biggest balls... I was the judge
Its like he woke the dragon, and the dragon is hungry for a good dick.
Btw his name is Woody. I must be really drunk to think this is a good situation
She was drunk at Red Robin. She asked for more fries and then shoved them in her purse while saying "Come on bitches, you're coming with me" to them.
So I got a text from him saying "jacking off...thinking of you" I think I'm going to get a restraining order
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