Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
she doesn't hate you. She just thinks you need a personality adjustment, speech therapy and weight watchers.
i sold my breathalizer so i could buy weed
Medical school killed my enjoyment of porn. Hard to keep a boner when you're diagnosing all the actor's STDs and skin disorders.
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He's pole dancing on a heat lamp.
I am the poster child for what not to do during sex. Soon they will be calling an undesired position after me
Of course it's dangerous. Why else would they hire us after we failed the drug test?
She puked her nose ring out of her face.
Starting the day with sex, coffee and productivity are what the founding fathers intended
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Please tell me you woke up next to the hot one cause his ugly friend is still snoring in my bed and my favorite panties are ripped.
Wingwoman of the year. I'll buy you dinner tonight and a new thong. It was THAT good.
Honestly I have a huge freedom boner right now and if I came it would be red white and blue
How do you tell a woman that you are seeing that the scars on your back are from her awesome-in-bed little sister?
How many nights in 2015 can we have no one get injured, run away crying, or get into a brawl?
He totally sucks at sexting. He sent me a clothed shot of his ass captioned "I know this gets you going." What?
And Mike keeps telling Will that love at first sight is true and this is just a shit show. Help.