He is either going to be in my pants or get a restraining order against me.
i wish you could fill a pinata with booze
Ah why did you tell everyone you dragged your sac across my face!
i've been thru my totinos phase. then after reading the ingredients and nutritional info i almost puked in my mouth. its like having the bastard child of pizza hut and mcdonalds invade your kitchen and start stabbing your digestive system.
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i just did the math...im a product of my mothers birthday sex
You were basically naked. Just covered in pink duck tape and feathers. I'd have to say this is beyond the slutty mark..
You text him a porn site address and said GOODBYE ... I think he got the hint
Youre the drunk baby that everyone wants to take care of.
I definitely think in addition to buying paint ball guns this summer we should invest in a breathalyzer. That way every drunk night turns into a competition, who can blow over the legal limit more. The loser gets shot while hungover. Shit goes hand in hand if you ask me.
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That's like.....u just dangled a sex carrot in front of me then took it away!
He shattered his pelvis base jumping so his dicks out of commission for 4 months. Your up, second string.
I don't know what I was talking about but I just threw up in ikea. You can't get out of this place it's a fucking labyrinth.
I wish I were single again so I could actually have sex.
I've had your balls on my face a bunch of times so the least you could do is buy a girl some dinner.
I DEMAND FORESKIN
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