in the car goin home for fam dinner and he is silent... i think he realized how big of a whore his little sister is
I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
i dont trust my judgment anymore so im only going to fuck guys who can donate blood at the red cross. they have standards.
I'm so sick
I would imagine. You did most of your drinking for brazil last night.
That and I think I got food poisoning from sharing nachos with that homeless guy..
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He thinks he's a sex addict. Just. My. Type.
You definitely in your drunken state were really concerned you would forget to buy milk today
If you're not going to call the girls I bring around by name, at least don't call them by number. It's been cockblocking since girl #47. Dick.
I was fed cake in bed and then was pinned down and ridden till I came. And then fed more cake. I'm going to marry Brad. I'll put money on it.
You have a long distance relationship and I have a long distance snapchat sexting buddy. If that doesn't describe who we are as people then I don't know what does.
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If you sleep with him again I'll have you spayed
It's Scottsdale, it shouldn't be this hard to find drugs.
The struggle bus has heated seats and stops at Dunkin on Friday mornings so I'll be okay.
how much do I hate his dog? was just googling to see if you can rent a hungry eagle for the weekend hate.
hey can you send me that pic of that dude?...if this isn't Rochelle's phone...can you please find and tell Rochelle to send me that picture of that dude?
You're moving up the public shitting ladder
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