So, how was the dinner
Just like the ex wife, cold, fatty, and expensive.
How long do you need to date somebody until it is acceptable to fart in their presence?
The real question is how long do you need to date them to dutch oven them?
Take one last look at my face, because I'm drinking it off tonight.
The walk of shame isn't so shameful when you do it in a stolen, autographed Favre jersey.
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It's 3am, i just got back from ht e bars and registered for classes larteeeeee. History of baseball at 8am? at least ill meet the only stragiht gusy at NYU!
his mom and i are swapping prescript pills..totally mother in law material.
He texted me for drugs this time. Not sex. I dunno if I should be pleased it's not sex or disappointed that I come across as a druggie
Bullshit. No way. If I brushed past your penis it was completely coincidental.
There's a person in my phone named motor boat. I love making new friends.
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i was debating whether to load antoher bowl when i realized i was holding a sandwich in one hand and a cookie in the other. and laughing.
All I want is to get as high as I did that time I started hallucinating that my brother was becoming a monkey and I saw my mum on every surface of your room.
You were petting a 40 year old man's moustache for 15 minutes
my bed is a shrine, and I am its goddess.
do you remember yelling out "insecurity makes my pussy dry!" unnecessarily loud at the bar?
Fuck him and his perfect arms, huge penis and relentless ability to ignore me.
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