He said i was a degenerate twofaced catholic slut and a grade a bitch. Quite complimentary really. i guess i shouldn't insult the red wings
omg kevin jonas gave his bride a glass slipper..could he be any gayer then he is now
he is so gay. he makes clay aiken look straight. what is wrong with the lady that married him? kevin must be envious of her balls
Pretending to care about her feelings is becoming a full time job
he aplogized for the shitty sex and called me "ma'am" when he did it. And he wants redemption sex. Gah I love southern gentlemen.
i have rugburns grass stains and some road rash. im an all terrain slut
And before you get all mad cause I said "nipples," I actually discarded "you are so wet right now" and "you have such a raging clit-on right now."
That's called being sensitive.
Nobody has seen her in 3 days. Should we call the cops or hope this is just another drunk Carmen San Diego game she's playing?
Driving a mountain pass in the middle of a blizzard with the worst vodka gummybear hangover ever is gods way of telling me to keep the black-outing within a 15 mile radius to my house.
i figure if i show enough tits, no one will notice my eyebrows.
i think smoking weed in a ladies bathroom on the beach with two dudes might be the shadiest thing ive done in a while
Where did this racoon skin hat, stop sign and bag full of tacos come from?
Narnia or $5 pitcher night either way
Yeah I was convinced everyone knew I was high. Time was passing way too slowly for anyone NOT to notice.
Gotta admit I did think about bartering you out to the gay guys for $20 and the dudes flashy neck scarf
hes like bread. how could bread be dangeous
I'm disgusted with myself. Who goes down on their Uber driver? This asshole
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