She'll never know what hit her
I dunno. Girls tend to recognize ball-to-chin contact.
google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
Hm. I declare blue a flavor.
We had sex on a ferris wheel in canada, our relationship will never be the same
he was wearing a tuxedo, i was naked...it's a long story.
Just spent the last three hours in the library successfully refreshing facebook
My mom made me write an apology letter to all my family for hijacking the eggnog.
So... on the count of three, we are going to forget last night ever happened... 1...2...3
At a St Pats house party. Just raised $110 for two short chicks to crawl into a dog cage together. Video forthcoming. Respect.
If I get over there and the april fools joke is that there's no HBO, I'm setting fire to the place.
I've thrown up in front of nearly every customer we've had today.
Her vagina was like a painting you can put your face in.
I would just like to point out that someone I had sex with drove me so I could have sex with you. I deserve some type of "most loyal booty call ever" award.
Is it bad that I want a job purely so I can buy drugs with without feeling like I am sacrificing my future?
Why do you think I have a job?
burned my penis with a sauteed onion again.
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