Its not drinking alone if you got Tiger on the Wii.
your transformation into a slut upon entering college is like a shakespearian tragedy
Shark Week may as well be Shark Weed.
It's not mothers day until you're vomitting syrup into grandma's toilet. Cherish the holidays
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I'm surrounded by 3 year olds in tutus. They are far too innocent to be within at least 500 ft of me.
What I wanna know is who took a picture eiffel towering her?
The puppy is a lightweight. 3 beers and he's passed out on the floor already. I repeat, the puppy is a lightweight.
Smuggling a beer bottle full of vodka out of the bar with a tampon as a plug for the top of the bottle wasn't one of my classiest ideas... but your hangover proves it was resourceful and effective. Your welcome.
We stayed up until 4:20 AM. The next thing I remember was waking up at 4 PM, like my internal alarm clock knew.
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We celebrated International Women's Day by spending $700 and taking our tops off at the strip club
The boys offered to pay but we went halfs because we're feminists
There no better feeling of self control than stopping yourself before telling your girlfriend she gives head just like her sister.
A prostitute stole us beer at 3 am
You showed me your butthole that's like a mating call in other species
Did you actually just quote Ace Ventura during a sext!?
You know it
Dammit now I have to marry you
Where is everybody?
It's pretty much split between the strip club and jail.
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