I think there's some kind of asian convention downtown. There are thousands and they're all wearing badges and snapping pictures. I feel like I just stepped into your worst nightmare.
:( I'm sorry!!!
sexual favors sorry?
absolutely not
not only are you not the girl i fell in love with, but from the looks of it, you ate her
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
i woke up with my wallet keys and phone missing and a treasure map to find them stapled to my shirt.
haha i know
is it cool if i crash at ur house this weekend again bro
yea dude but i wld bring a sleeping bag or something just in case. or u may just have to shack up with a woman or 2 cuz we hav 10 girls visiting/staying over at my house.
how did u manage to make sleeping with a bunch of girls sound like an inconvenience?
BRING ME THE PLAN B. ILL GIVE YOU A FREE WATER BOTTLE AND A BUMPER STICKER AND SOME BACON BITS
We had to go to his parents last night for dinner & ended up having a quickie in the bathroom while everyone else was outside smoking.. This is why we have a successful marriage.
just got home to find my brothers naked on the floor covered in chocolate. i am now nervous about sleeping in the same room as them
He was talking up his golf swing like other guys talk up their dick. Is this adult dating or just another flavour of douchery?
This is what happens when you leave: I get all vulnerable and I make out with the cowboy to shut him up about Jesus.
The lowest point of my life has been reached. I just drank half a jar of pasta sauce.
Why does 10AM Spanish always turn into a discussion about my sex life?
Your dad was just slow dancing with the priest and holding a beer. Classic
Whats a little breast milk between friends?
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