he walked down the highway for 3 miles at 4 am, and got me coffee on the way. i dont think a blow job would have been enough.
I just realized that two weekends in a row we ended up in a bathroom with two different boys asking us for a threesome. does this happen to everyone?
i was able to set 4 alarms to make sure i woke up in time for class but i couldnt take the open beer out of my pocket before i did cartwheels down the hall...
To my wonderful winter break booty calls: thank you for making this holiday season enjoyable. I look forward to seeing you boys again this summer.
Yeah. I had to take off my shirt. It's soaked in weakness.
I just walked in on my sixteen year old sister soaking her tampon in vodka. I go to Berkeley. And they think she's the good daughter.
We're both great liars, in committed relationships, and horny. Its the perfect storm of cheating
Jacked up my neck and shoulder hanging on for dear life while I rode him like a boss. Plus my house smells like broccoli, bad! How's YOUR morning?
Two cats fucking in the middle of the street. I sat there and watched in my car because I didn't want to cock block the male by honkin my horn.
You said "I'm not gonna waste my last condom on you" last night.
I know what I want to do this Friday. However, it might end in me getting kicked out of an arcade and a mini golf course.
when u match a guy bc he's from Oregon & he's trying to flirt, shut up i just want to talk about trees
I'm hammerd and his penis is still the size of a giraffe's neck
I got fucked in a bat mobile this morning. Being slutty rules.
Everytime I come home this stoned I masturbate in the shower for that long, its like my lonely ritual. Accept me.
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